Some quotes from Jack...LOL

When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English."

- Jack Handey

Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and is very quiet.

- Jack Handey

If God dwells in us like some people say, I hope he likes enchiladas cuz that's what I'm having